SOMETHING I SAW DOWN THE STREET

I'll start at the very beginning with this story because I'm really scared of what just happened.

It was June 6th, 2006, and I had just woke up. I put on my hyperrealistic clothes and went outside. I got bored so I checked my phone and then AAAH!!! There was a wrinkly old man walking down the street with a fucking GUN!!! The gun was so hyperrealtic I got scared and ran back inside. The old man was getting closer so I tried to pretend I was ded or something by pooring kool-aid on my bedsheets. Bet it didn't work cuz he knocked on the window and said

"I KNEW DAT U ARE ALIVE!!!" in a very scery, hyperrealistic voice. So then I hopped out of the sheets and the man quickly ran inside somehow even doe that's impossible cuz i always lock my doors.... He stabbed me in the heart but I didn't die, which I assumed was a glitch or something. I then kept playing, and the old wrinkly ugly man kept stabbing me but i was special snowfake so I didn't not did die. I said

"FUK UU!!" and ran the fak out of my hese, i tried to tell the cops but they thought i was mentally derangd or something like dat. Here's wat the old man look like:

OKEY GET DIS DOE: HE STICK HIS BIG STICK IN MY BUTTWHOLE AND DEN HE STAB ME SO HARD IDIEDED

the end fuk off if u dont liek this story